When someone asks you a question, you can answer them in a straightforward monosyllabic “Yes” or “No” or you can expand and go into a little more detail like “There’s more chance of travelling to the moon on the back of an ill prepared dolphin than reading Stephanie Meyer”. Sometimes you might find yourself in an exam situation where you might have to answer A, B or Destiny’s Child. Sometimes you might find yourself filling out a survey where you’re given multiple choice answers and space to fill out your own comment. It’s at times like these, that the world seems like such a better place:
Or: I didn’t, I ate at your establishment.
Am loving your work here.
Well duh!
I know but that would be the very last thing I would write!
I like the respondent’s candor. Hunger is always my primary reason for eating too. I know it’s an unpopular stance now, but it still works for me! 🙂
Oh, but wouldn’t it be fun to give a really snarky answer, such as:
I ordered food so I could pour it on myself and go around smelling like my Mom’s kitchen.
Or maybe – I ordered food to stop anyone else eating this crap and ending up with salmonella.
I think I would have written something like – Nowhere else was opened and your food is not totally disgusting!