About 86 days ago at around 8:37am, Scurvy Jane said something. It wasn’t the first time that she said something but it was the first time that she said something of interest to anyone, other than Thirsty Dave. She was talking about feeding the ducks and I had recently taken it on myself to make feeding ducks, cool again. The scurvy one taught me how to bake bread and I’m currently in the middle of filming a documentary “You’ll never be hip and cool until you feed the ducks, you fool.” This is a subject that is close to Bono’s heart but he’s just too busy to return my emails. So the campaign is beginning to gather pace and I’m baking bread around the clock, when I receive an email from someone who probably knows someone, who knows Bono. The content of that email has raised such a serious question that I feel the need to share it with you, right now:
So they’re not so much eating as cleaning up what they perceive as litter?
Hours 99 – 125 of my documentary are all about that very topic!
Well, I have to admit soggy bread crumbs aren’t my fave, either!
Good point but I’ll take that over McDonalds any day!
For years, I have given them bread. I am just astounded. Should I have been offering pizza or pastry instead or perhaps veggies? I hope there is a follow up report.
Stay tuned because hours 66 – 98 of my documentary are all about what ducks really like!
I love ducks but there are none near me to feed. So I am not hip and cool but it isn’t my fault. It’s geography’s.
It’s funny that you should mention geography. That’s what the first 65 hours of my documentary is about.