Educating tomorrows Mockers, today.

As I constantly remind anyone and everyone, talking to me, listening to me or even knowing someone who talks or listens to me, will make you a much better person. Apart from taking pleasure in the inevitable moment when Bon Jovi will stop producing what they call music, my favorite thing is helping other people with other things. Dagmara is Thirsty Dave’s 56th girlfriend and she recently became a student of Mocking. I’ve taken her under my wing and decided to tutor her myself. If you think this job is easy, you’re very much mistaken. Contrary to what some people believe, professional Mocking is not about being vulgar, rude or malicious. A skilled Mocker needs to understand that the tools of the trade are originality, a deep-rooted hatred of Bon Jovi and the ability to see the humor in the mundane. When this is mastered, there’s an artistic process that needs to be applied before an end product can be produced. Dagmara is a lady who has the foulest of mouths and she thought she could just string a succession of swear words together and somehow morph into a Mocker par excellence. I immediately gave her some soap to wash her mouth with and some reading material to digest:

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9 thoughts on “Educating tomorrows Mockers, today.”

    1. As long as I remain in the witness protection program, I’m afraid that’s going to have to wait a while Don Don’s!

    1. That’s just strange! There’s nothing better than a conversation on the finer points in typography during sex!

    1. That is so true, I’m currently in negotiations to buy several libraries and they’re stacked full of mockable gems.

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