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The Gift of Joy?

February 11, 2014
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wake up vibeEach holiday, I search the internet to help you in your quest to find the perfect gift. For this Valentine’s Day gift, I found only one gift because after stumbling upon this, I felt my mission was complete. Here we go; are you ready?  An alarm clock. Don’t grumble. I hear you saying, “How romantic can an alarm clock be?”  Well–very.  For about $100 you can give your wife or significant other the romantic jolt of her life with a Wake-Up Vibe alarm clock.

Need I explain what this is?  Okay, I’ll explain it just for fun. This little gadget is an alarm clock and vibrator in one. Yep, your special lady places it in her panties at night and at the programmed time in the AM, it awakens her with a buzz not even a  double espresso with a chocolate kicker can provide. If you think about it, it’s a practical gift too. It’s perfect for the guy who has to travel a lot or the gal who just can’t get going unless she is “motivated”.  Anyway, nothing says love like an unlimited supply of “O” moments, and the woman in your life will never forget you even if the relationship fizzles because this little device comes with a guarantee to satisfy for a long time, and not all men can make that same claim.

If you are interested in the gift that keeps on giving, you can order it on Amazon.com.  It comes in three colors: pink, purple and of course, black because we all know what they say about black–it goes with everything!

Well, that’s it until next year! I hope each day fills you– or at least the woman in your life–with joy!

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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11 Responses to The Gift of Joy?

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    February 12, 2014 at 3:16 pm

    Be this on your head Don Don’s. If I go purchase this and Jill Y realizes it’s not shoes, I’m coming to your country to hide! You have been warned! 😉

  2. February 12, 2014 at 7:37 am

    Motor-vation – what more could a woman want or need? 😉

    • February 12, 2014 at 9:02 am

      I guess that is their point Theresa! 🙂

  3. February 12, 2014 at 4:56 am

    Sooooo Donna. Have you dropped a hint to hubbie about what you would like for Valentines 🙂

    • February 12, 2014 at 9:02 am

      He’s an engineer, remember LB? Although it is motorized and tech oriented. This he might go for.

  4. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 11, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    “Start your day a little bit better …”

    • February 12, 2014 at 9:03 am

      It might just make people a bit happier each morning!

  5. Deb Martin-Webster
    February 11, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    I’ll have a dozen. What can I say I’m a heavy sleeper! 😉

    • February 11, 2014 at 8:34 pm

      Deb, that is soo funny! 🙂

  6. February 11, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    Perfect! Thanks, but Mary has some reservations — she’s thinking she might have trouble going to sleep, knowing how she will be awakened!

    • February 11, 2014 at 8:34 pm

      I would think the surprise is half the thrill Mike!



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