Barry GWS here! In honor of my very special week, I thought I’d share a few quotes I saw posted on Twitter about us sensitive and misunderstood fish:
“They only attack if they sense fear.” said the man who shit his pants when a piece of seaweed brushed against his leg.
“Don’t worry, these cages will protect us from shark attacks.” said the man missing a leg and two fingers from both hands.
“Great whites don’t eat people!” said the woman swimming with her husband and pet seal. “Hold on . . . where is my husband?”
“Shark Week filmmakers make this stuff up. Huge man-eating sharks, pffffff, there’s no such thing. They’re a bunch of wanna-be-scientific-aqua-wusses!” said the jerk that hasn’t been in the water since Jaws 1975.
“Sharks are just misunderstood creatures. They loved to be stroked and cuddled,” said no one.
Hah, I made the last one up myself. Hey, sharks have a sense of humor too. So enjoy your time at the beach and remember if you see me while you’re swimming I promise I won’t eat you if you introduce me to that delicious, eh, I mean hot blonde by the sand bar.
Thanks Candice M.
It’s all a great big lie Deb. Sharks are not real. How do I know, you ask? Well, I seen the making of Jaws!
What? Sharks aren’t real you say Bill Y? Whew, that’s a relief. Now I only need to worry about vampire mermaids!
Thanks, Barry, but I can think of better ways to leave this earth than to become a fish’s dinner.
Barry totally understands. He was thinking of going vegan – Shrimp flavored Tofu, yum!