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Adam & Eve Take One for the Team

December 23, 2015
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CHRISTMASEVE2

 

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer.

Eli Connaughton-as-artist website:  http://www.chickenwisdom.com/

Eli Connaughton-as-writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

Eli Connaughton

Eli Connaughton

Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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8 Responses to Adam & Eve Take One for the Team

  1. December 23, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    That line never works for me either…

    • Bill Spencer
      December 24, 2015 at 7:12 am

      You’re very funny! And what an honor to have SANTA* comment on this Christmas cartoon!

      *Actor who played the role of the REAL SANTA in Mariah Carey’s 2015 Christmas Music Special. (You were GREAT, by the way, Johnny.)

  2. December 23, 2015 at 1:24 pm

    Another example of the importance of commas.

    • Bill Spencer
      December 23, 2015 at 6:55 pm

      Thanks for noticing, Roxanne.

  3. December 23, 2015 at 9:55 am

    Let’s leaf this cover-up just between us. I would hate for the kids to think that Santa was a conspiracy based on gluttony.

    • Bill Spencer
      December 23, 2015 at 12:05 pm

      Cathy, you’ve clearly eaten from the tree of knowledge of puns.

  4. December 23, 2015 at 8:53 am

    And a positive spin on original sin? LOL

    • Bill Spencer
      December 23, 2015 at 9:06 am

      I love how your comment is also a poem.



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