The largely unknown tale of how Loser John became Cannibal John and subsequently ate Grandma.

Let this tale serve as a warning to those who are careless with punctuation. If you’re easily upset, please go away and stop reading this now. Thirsty Dave’s brother, John, who will remain nameless, is one of those losers who always loses. Not only is he a loser, he loses things like keys, money and his mind. He also loses arguments, races and jobs. Loser John’s life seemed to be getting back on track until he lost his way. He became Cannibal John when he ate Grandma. Good punctuation saves lives.

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