This is why I don’t eat an apple a day.

I have no idea how it happened but it happened. I know there was alcohol involved and a philosophical debate about why I shouldn’t become the Greek finance minister. I looked in the mirror and looking back at me was not Russell Crowe but General Maximus Decimus Meridius. There was only one thing to do as I promptly called the Doctor.



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6 thoughts on “This is why I don’t eat an apple a day.”

  1. I’m the Doctor. I’m a Time Lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I’m 903 years old and I’m the man who is gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that Bill Y? Oh wait you’re a Time Lord too . . . carry on. 😉

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