A few years ago my wife bought me a gift. It was a workout outfit comprised of a pink headband, two pink wrist-bands, a muscle-t, and a pair of hot pink running shorts that were at least two sizes too small. So I did what any appreciative husband would do – I wore the gag-gift outfit the next time we went to the gym. I noticed people checking me out with furtive glances, always an encouraging event in a gym. Yes, it was somewhat embarrassing. But the fault for that obviously belonged to my wife – if she hadn’t given me the outfit in the first place, none of that would’ve happened.
I thought of that after reading about a guy whose wife gave him a do-it-yourself tattoo gun. The guy did exactly what you’d expect. He got drunk with a buddy and then gave himself a tattoo on his thigh:
In a totally lame move, the wife ignored her responsibility for this inevitable outcome. She got upset and left. Good riddance, say I. No regrets! Because with a little more detail, and maybe some tiny pink shorts, this guy could be sporting an awesome piece of body art.
I don’t think that’s a really loving gift.
If she gave him the bottle of liquor too, she’d be criminally negligent.
Tic tac toe tatting totally thrills
Nothing good can come from this gift. EVER!
No surprises here. We guys are very simple minded and easy to predict. Now I’m gonna go outside and play with some fireworks.
Be sure to keep them near your head — safety first!
Ancient wise man say,
Man who give himself obscene tattoo on thigh NOT TOO LONG in good relationship.
Yes, that relationship shrivels.