When Sugartastic Daddy John told Scurvy Jane that she had the sense of humor of a kitchen utensil, she thought he was being sarcastic. He wasn’t. Some kitchen utensils are really funny but that’s not really common knowledge so she wasn’t to know. Maybe if he had of said that she had the sense of humor of a cheese grater or a salt & pepper grinder, she would have understood him more clearly and taken his words as the compliment, it was meant to be. The scurvy one finds it hard to take compliments and their conversation soon turned to Scurvy’s new boyfriend. She explained that they had just returned from a camping trip that didn’t go too well and when she showed him this picture, he knew exactly what she meant.
Maybe he was snoring and she left the room? On another note, cheese graters make me giggle aloud Bill Y!
Once I asked my mother how to get cheese into the form of little bits and shreds, and out of the blue she paid me the biggest compliment of my life. She said, “Bill, all you do is just great.”
I’ll never forget that.
I echo that Bill, all you do is great.
It must be one seriously, expensive bike.
She thought the experience would be *intense*—but it wasn’t. Not for her it wasn’t.
Looks like this romance has run its cycle.
In his defense, it IS called a camp-OUT.
“Sorry, Baby—but my bicycle was just not built for two.”
“Come to think of it, he did say YOU’LL love sleeping out under the stars.”
For all in tents …
… and purposes, the wheel of fortune is still as the night.