8 thoughts on “Someone took their anger out on a defenseless towel dispenser and that someone was me.”

1. My penis is plenty big enough, thanks.

   1. Mine too, this was written by Thirsty Dave.

2. So tell us: did it work? 😉

   1. I will have to look for a magnifying glass and a measuring tape and get back to you.

3. 6. And you are an optimist.

   1. Absolutely Always 😉

4. I’m going to dispense with the towel puns and in fact wash my hands of this entire post—because that’s the way I roll. Instead, I offer a quiz for you, Bill Y:

   Bill Y, you should sell ice-cream because . . .
   1. you do good humour, man,
   2. day after day you keep on churning,
   3. you are so cool,
   4. you always make people feel better and are kind of addictive,
   5. you like being around people who enjoy consuming a pint or two.

   1. As one of the few genuinely great comic geniuses of this and any time said “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream”.

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