8 thoughts on “That thoughtful moment when the only items in your cart are a toaster and a bathtub plug so you add bread so the cashier doesn’t worry…”
HUSBAND: I’m going to the store to buy something to electrocute myself with.
WIFE: Oh good! Bring me back a loaf of wheat bread.
(I know. This is sick. I’ll get my coat and leave now.)
On the contrary, stay and tell us more.
You are starting to scare me, Mr. Bill……….
I get that reaction so often.
You are such a sensitive guy Bill Y thinking of the mental health of the cashier that way. 🙂
They don’t call me Bill Y “The Thoughtful One” Ledden for nothing!
So the cashier won’t think YOU’RE toast!
I love it that the box says, “Good Thinking” on it.
HUSBAND: I’m going to the store to buy something to electrocute myself with.
WIFE: Oh good! Bring me back a loaf of wheat bread.
(I know. This is sick. I’ll get my coat and leave now.)
On the contrary, stay and tell us more.
You are starting to scare me, Mr. Bill……….
I get that reaction so often.
You are such a sensitive guy Bill Y thinking of the mental health of the cashier that way. 🙂
They don’t call me Bill Y “The Thoughtful One” Ledden for nothing!
So the cashier won’t think YOU’RE toast!
I love it that the box says, “Good Thinking” on it.
I know what side my bread is buttered on.