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Outrunning Father Time!

August 3, 2018

Because of my regular daily schedule during the week, normally I wait and do my long runs on the weekend, usually Sunday but some days on Saturday.

After one of my long run on a recent weekend, after cooling down, and after my shower, I sat down to relax. My wife came into the room and when I got up and walked over to her my legs had tightened up.

Her comment to me was “you walk like an old man”. I smiled and said, “I am an old man, who just ran 5 miles”. She said, “why did you run so far, was someone chasing you?”

I said, “yes, old age”.

Roger Hollis

Air Force veteran, a veteran of 30+ years in the corporate world. Published in Medical Devices magazine. Illustrator for "1000 Ways in 1000 Days" available on Amazon. Long time runner. Author of "Running Log" also available on Amazon

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