Mom comments (to runners):

Mom: It’s only 50 degrees outside, put on a jacket and long pants.

Mom: Make sure you’re back in 20 minutes.

Mom: Why are you so hungry?

Mom: You ran yesterday, you don’t need to run today.

Mom: OK, so you just ran a 10K, go cut the grass.

Mom: You just got new running shoes 5 months ago!

Mom: You need TWO pairs of running shoes?

Mom: When are you going to throw out your old running shoes?

Mom: Did you eat all of the bananas?

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