I’m head over heels—in love with myself.
I’ve sat for too long, on my very own shelf.
I think I’ll take me down, maybe spin me around,
Give myself a whirl—I’m a self-absorbed girl!
You can find me on all social media–
I look myself up like an encyclopedia.
Check me out on Tumblr–I really can’t be humbler.
There’s no bats in my belfry—I just like to take selfies!
By a simple twist of fate
I’m a narcissist of late.
I’m an “influencer” full-time–
A Sherpa for your social climb.
Guys say “I’d like to date her.”
but I prefer my vibrator!
I could give you a big surprise,
and gaze longingly into your eyes.
But I should probably be clear–
I’d rather look in a mirror.
It’s my favorite sight to see,
me, myself and I make three,
‘cause I’m head over heels–in love with me.