Lie-braries
“What about libraries? Why do we have libraries? It is socialism at its worst. All this money for books, and books are expensive, and they let people use them for free. What is that? Free? No- it costs money to make a book; I should know, I am an extremely famous author. I wrote a lot of great books. I don’t want them in a library where people can read them for free! I am here to make money. If you can’t afford to buy my book then you don’t need to know about what is in them. You are not good enough for them. Every good American is out to make money. I am out to make good money, therefore I am a great American! We don’t need to have a bunch of freeloaders coming to the library where they have to pay for heat and air conditioning and furniture and books and open it up to a bunch of bums who want the books to be free. No way, Jose!
Just look at the name ‘Library’. Right there that says something. Break it down- “Lie” and “brary”. It is a place to get a bunch of lies. They got books that are anti capitalism like biographies about Karl Marx who was one of the famous communist Marx brothers who made all those movies back in the 30’s. They got books against me written by weasley writers from the NY Times and Washington Post who are always making fun of me and my family, but aren’t anywhere near as great a writer as I am. They are leeches on the system. Were it not for me they wouldn’t have anything great to write about and they would lose their jobs. They should thank me. They should give me money. That would work for me!!!!!!!!!!”
Very Stable Genius
I am a stable genius.
I am such a genius I could snitch the fur off a polecat and he would not even know it.
I am such a genius that I can make anyone look bad even if their name is Jesus.
I am so stable that I could hold America’s torch up with one arm longer than the Statue of Liberty ever did.
I am such a great genius that I wrote more books than all the other Presidents together expressing how great I am. The others are mostly about manifesting greed.
I am such a genius that I can convince working people that a guy who never lifted a shovel or washed a dish or cooked his own meal in his life is a worthy leader who understands them.