Putin Wins 2024 Presidential Election!!!!
Using his ever handy toady Donald Trump, Putin by proxy won the 2024 US election by a long shot. Using Trump as the fawning tool he has always been, Putin by various devious ways has expertly manipulated the media, the conversations and the goals of the easily controlled ex-45th President to bring him, and thereby Putin, back to the White House.
Putin now considers the US to be another Russian satellite as he will shortly have access to all the top classified documents that come through the leaky minded faux ‘President’. Using his large army of Russian bots and Internet influencers Putin has gained a power over the American public never dreamed of by Reagan, Nixon, Kennedy or Eisenhower. The mind game dynamics developed by the Russian KGB and GRU have shown to have immense influence over the naive American mind. They have actually made the American public believe that an overgrown rich brat from New York is a demi- god amongst them. They have also discovered just how gullible the American public really is. So far they have convinced the brain-washed American masses that A- the economy under Trump was better. B- that Trump is just like them even though he has never used a hammer or a shovel in his life (although he did serve fries at McDonalds), C- that Trump is a genius despite having numerous bankruptcies and legal snafu’s, D- that Trump is a good Christian despite having affairs outside of marriage, promoting violence, lying, not paying bills, using obscene words and gestures and any number of other Biblical violations that would have gotten him burned at the stake in Salem Massachusetts 300 years ago. E- that Trump is a true leader although he is only ‘serving’ the fraction of the population that believes in him and when they are no further use to him and his goals he will throw them under the bus as callously as he has the other sycophants and sociopaths he has had as lackeys. F- that Trump will make ‘America Great Again’ when he actually means is that “America Will Make Him Rich Again And Free From Prosecution”.
The list could go on but you know most of the rest anyway……unless you are a Maga-ite.
Putin has had his own victory celebrations at the Kremlin, inviting all 4,000 of his hackers, disinformation feeders, live bots and other propaganda cronies who helped him win control of the White House and thereby all of America. He toasted them and then introduce the headliner, the most cherished part of his band of nation destroyers- his cosmetically altered and enhanced Donald John Trump clone- trained and designed surgically to look, sound and act like the real Trump- to be used as a stand-in for when the real Trump disappears unnoticed and the surrogate ‘Trump’ takes over.
The new ‘Trump’ addressed the audience in both Russian and English, perfectly enunciating his words in that abrasive ‘New Yauk’ accent of his and berating his enemies in a perfect copy of that gall filled rhetoric that his fan base so love. Right down to his expressions, his motions, his little hands and his obnoxiousness, the fake President could make even Donald’s own kids believe he was the real thing- even they aren’t bright enough to know a rat from a cat.
Putin toasted the finest of creations from his long history of skullduggery. They both clicked their vodka glasses together in a toast, the glass reflecting the malevolent gleam in their eyes.