That difficult to deal with comparatively brief period of time.

That awkward moment when your imaginary son is playing hide and seek and nature calls.

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Bill Y does what he is told to do and now needs somewhere to hide, for a few days.

I think I might need to crash on someone’s floor again, for a few days. Jill Y left me with instructions to get the imaginary dog, micro-chipped. I really think she should know better, at […]

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I believe you when you say, you’re not really funny.

Here’s the thing Alixandra – You know the way, you’re not actually funny and are really mean and people think you’re joking? Well, you’ve just told people that you’re really mean so now the game […]

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Quality of refinement — displaying good taste, wisdom and subtlety rather than crudeness, stupidity and vulgarity

My imaginary son trying to act all sophisticated, in front of his friends.

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This takes bear necessities to a whole new, underground-level.

That awkward moment when two sadistic bears have just thrown you down a well.

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Don’t blink, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.

The story of the little dude who did exactly what he was told is neither fascinating nor interesting. It is, however, a story that needs to be told.

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“I was told I have obsessive behavioral traits. I looked up everything to do with obsession after that.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’ve changed. It’s been four days since my last thought of Bon Jovi hatred. Coincidentally or maybe not, it’s been four days since I began obsessing about black and white Teletubbies. I’m not sure which […]

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