If you support hay marriages, you will burn in hell! God said so.
Jill Y and I have more time for words that rhyme with ‘credit’ than we have for religion. We’re good friends with Pat and Matt who are two of the nicest bales of hay you […]
Jill Y and I have more time for words that rhyme with ‘credit’ than we have for religion. We’re good friends with Pat and Matt who are two of the nicest bales of hay you […]
It’s all about convenience. We want our mobile phone to be an mp3 player to be a camera to be a portal to another dimension. Back in the day when I was littler, we sat […]
I don’t know much about history, don’t know much about biology, don’t know much about a science book, don’t know much about the french I took but I do know where Nicaragua is. Maybe I’m […]
Sometimes someone says something so monumentally life changing, that you just have to take a step back, stop trying to figure out how magnets work and begin to evaluate life in a totally different way. […]
Jill Y and I were comparing escalator stories to see who could come up with the worst one. I was telling her about the time I saw Paris Hilton on an escalator. As soon as […]
Guns kill people and guns are not cool at all but it’s important to protect yourself when a Bon Jovi fan comes at you for no reason whatsoever, other than to tell you that you […]
I’m a big fan of names. When I talk to people, I tend to use them a lot. Jill Y is is a big fan of telling me how inadequate I am in every aspect […]
Kids – You teach them to use their Jedi powers for good and they end up becoming Bon Jovi fans anyway. Little Dill Y is your average 6 year old budding genius. He’s a big […]
I’m no great thinker like Einstein or Paris Hilton but there’s no logic out there that can explain why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. There’s so many valuable things he could have done […]
This morning hasn’t been the most chilled out morning I’ve ever had the misfortune of growling at. I’ve been trying to get the country to recognise a new bank holiday but apparently ‘Dislike Bon Jovi […]