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Author: Billy Dees

Podcast featuring Authors & Creators | Commentary on Current Events with No Ideological Filter | Pop Culture | News | @BillyDees on Twitter

I Hate It

October 18, 2011 Billy Dees

I hate it when people throw cigarette butts out their car window and orange fiery ashes fly under my car. I hate it when people wait in line until everything that they are buying is rung […]

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Men Are Dirt Bags

September 25, 2011September 28, 2011 Billy Dees

“What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.”  – Edward Dahlbert I’ll be the first to admit that men are not perfect. On the other hand due to the very legitimate concerns in […]

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I Figured Out What Women Want!

September 15, 2011September 15, 2011 Billy Dees

As someone who was in the dating arena for most of the past summer and who has also tried online dating, I am pretty sure that I have figured out what women want. This conclusion is […]

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What Is It All Worth, Anyway?

July 24, 2011 Billy Dees

One of the ways that we are able to place a value on something is to evaluate how special or unique it happens to be. Although the human body is composed of many elements taking […]

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Mid-Life Crisis? Don’t Watch TV!

June 18, 2011June 18, 2011 Billy Dees

It seems as though because I am in my forties I am going through an early mid-life crisis. I will admit that I have been going through a mid-life crisis for about the last twenty years ever since the […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylehumor, mid-life crisis, PBS, Robert Plant

(One Of) The Last Remaining Unrecognized Prejudice (s)

May 21, 2011 Billy Dees

There is any number of different groups of people who share a common condition or set of traits that has put them at odds with the workings of the world. Many of these groups have […]

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