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Author: Billy Dees

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Is the Election Over Yet?

November 5, 2012 Billy Dees

This post is going up the day before the election. Since there has been so much focus on the economy during the campaigns, please allow me to explain why I do not have any strong feelings about […]

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The Customer Is Always Right. Like Hell.

September 8, 2012 Billy Dees

In my younger days I owned a business and have since worked in various capacities for any number of companies. I do believe that customers are entitled to every effort and beyond to ensure that […]

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Would You Vote for a Non-Believer?

August 30, 2012 Billy Dees

Will America ever vote for a non-believer? How about an agnostic? How about someone who classifies themselves as an atheist? The term “atheist” has a fervor associated with people who protest Christmas mangers and other religious […]

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Profanity – If It Works, Use It!

August 5, 2012 Billy Dees

I happen to love cursing, swearing, cussing, or whatever linguistic term you wish to apply to it. The use of profanity is pretty much a cultural universal in all languages and dialects. In just about […]

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Write On!

July 9, 2012July 10, 2012 Billy Dees

I while back a friend of mine suggested that computers make people better writers. Agree? I would certainly say that with spell check and other word processing features a computer can make the mechanics of writing […]

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A Drive-Through Is for Simple Things

July 1, 2012 Billy Dees

The title says it all. A drive-through is designed for simple tasks, a quick pull up, do what you got to do, and be on your way type of moment. Otherwise, get your lazy ass […]

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You Have to Love Rusty!

June 11, 2012June 11, 2012 Billy Dees

There’s a lot to be said for the loyalty of an animal. This is especially true of domestic animals which have long genetic lineages steered toward compatibility with humans. If there was a back stabbing […]

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Some Interesting Lessons from Certain Twitter Types

May 10, 2012May 11, 2012 Billy Dees

I have been on Twitter for a number of years now. I must say that I have run across some extraordinary and good people. At the same time any burgeoning medium has a showcase showdown […]

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Is “Free Speech” Free?

March 9, 2012March 10, 2012 Billy Dees

After the uproar Rush Limbaugh ignited by calling Sandra Fluke, a Georgetown law student, a “slut” among other disparaging comments, the phrase “free speech” and its limitations has been debated by both sides of the […]

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A New Dogma: Radically Moderate

January 21, 2012 Billy Dees

Radically moderate sounds like a conglomeration of incompatible concepts, but in essence it is a concept that is long overdue. Too often it is those on the far right or far left who are the […]

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