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Author: Con Chapman

I'm a Boston-area writer, author of The Year of the Gerbil, a history of the 1978 Red Sox-Yankees pennant race, and 50 books of humor including "Scooter & Skipper Blow Things Up!" by HumorOutcasts Press. My work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor and The Boston Globe among print outlets. "Rabbit's Blues," my biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington's long-time alto sax player, was published by Oxford University Press in 2019, and was named Book of the Year by Hot Club de France. My young adult novel, "Kimiko Chou, Girl Samurai," was published by Atmosphere Press in 2021.

Day in Sun Shadows His Twilight Years

October 25, 2014 Con Chapman

NEW YORK. Mel Sewanicki, Columbia class of ’47, still can’t buy a drink in this town even though it’s been sixty-seven years since he made “The Catch,” a diving grab of a fourth-quarter pass that […]

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Barbie Hits the Double-Nickel

October 24, 2014October 24, 2014 Con Chapman

2014 is Barbie’s 55th anniversary.   I looked out the window of my Dream House and allowed myself a teensy-tiny moment of reflection.  How far I’d come in fifty-five years!  It seemed like only yesterday […]

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Ginsburg to Leave Supreme Court for More Air Guitar Time

October 23, 2014 Con Chapman

WASHINGTON, D.C.  Bowing to pressure from the Obama administration, Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg announced today that she will step down from the Supreme Court next year in order to pursue her interest in air […]

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Fake Your Way With Biz Cliches!

October 23, 2014 Con Chapman

If you want to get ahead in business, it is not enough to be intelligent, hard-working, and decisive.  The Great Plains of Commerce are littered with the corpses of men and women who possess these […]

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Barkley Takes Baby Steps on Road Back From Gambling

October 22, 2014 Con Chapman

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama. Charles Barkley’s revelation that he’s lost $10 million gambling over the years has led to an outpouring of support in his hometown, where locals point to the good he’s done for numerous charities. […]

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Couples Find Anatomical Gifts Pay Off for Both Spouses

October 22, 2014 Con Chapman

EVANSVILLE, Ill.  Beth Dennis, a slim, 44 year-old mother of two, is dressed in surgical scrubs this morning, but she’s not a doctor or a nurse.  “Neil was there for me when I delivered the […]

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Supreme Court Hears Right-to-Watch-World Series Case

October 21, 2014October 21, 2014 Con Chapman

WASHINGTON.  The World Series begins tonight in Kansas City, but today lawyers stepped to the plate facing a different team of nine; the members of the U.S. Supreme Court, who heard arguments on a legal issue that tears […]

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Spam in the Terror Closet

October 21, 2014 Con Chapman

Fall has come to New England and as I ventured into the storage closet yesterday to get out my boots–the ones I use to track wayward clients into the woods–a shiny metallic object caught my eye. I picked it […]

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Monkeying Around With My Money

October 20, 2014 Con Chapman

Scientists are studying monkeys for clues on human financial behavior. The Boston Globe It was time, I figured, to bite the banana. My brokerage statement from my financial advisors had been lying on my desk […]

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“Eat, Pray, Love” Author’s Cat to Pen Tell-All Book of Her Own

October 20, 2014 Con Chapman

NEW YORK.  The runaway success of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love” has, according to The New York Times Book Review, spawned a mini-industry of spin-off titles including the forthcoming “Eat, Pray, Whine” by her former […]

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