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Author: Dorothy Rosby

I'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states as well as nationally in Exceptional People Magazine. I'm the author of two the humor books including "I Didn't Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest," published by HOPress.

Wisdom for Dummies

March 12, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Someday our children will start criticizing the next generation and that’s when we’ll know they’re old.

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 7, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

End clutter. If you don’t need it, don’t buy it. If it’s too late and you already have it, give it someone who doesn’t pay any heed to my advice. It should be fairly easy […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Styles change. Women must constantly study the fashion scene and update their wardrobes at great expense or risk looking like… well, me.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 28, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Chefs recommend you keep your pantry well-stocked with staples. I’m not sure why though. Most people keep their stapler in their office.

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Widsom for Dummies

February 26, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

It’s not okay to nag. It is, however, okay to ask the same thing over and over with increasing levels of frustration

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 22, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I’m not sure what my husband would say the secret to our long marriage is, but one of my tricks is never letting him read what I write about him. Find more dubious advice in […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 20, 2019February 21, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

The first rule of fashion: Always remember you have a back side too.

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 18, 2019February 18, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Sometimes people are difficult because they feel vulnerable. Try to sound sympathetic: “I understand you’re being difficult because you’re feeling inadequate right now. I’d feel that way if I were you, too.”

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Wisdom for Dummies–from Dorothy Rosby

February 15, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

The camera adds ten pounds. That’s why, when you get your picture taken, you should wear bigger clothes. Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I […]

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The Shoes Controversy

May 17, 2018May 17, 2018 Dorothy Rosby

If a man says his wife has too many shoes, asked to see his caps If she has more shoes than he has caps, it’s only because she has two feet

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