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Author: Dorothy Rosby

I'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states as well as nationally in Exceptional People Magazine. I'm the author of two the humor books including "I Didn't Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest," published by HOPress.

Wisdom for Dummies

May 2, 2019May 2, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I read this clever toilet-cleaning tip: Drop two denture-cleaning tablets into the bowl and let set over night. In the morning, brush then floss…I mean flush.

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 30, 2019April 30, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

A smartphone is only as smart as the person responsible for charging it. HO tagline: Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I Got to Know […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 12, 2019April 12, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I just gave another driver my mean stare. I’m not worried about retaliation; I have the confidence that comes with tinted windows.

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

How can you pick the fastest line when you’re in a hurry? Look for the one I’m in and go to a different one. Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

All the effort, expense and inconvenience of trying to look attractive are worth it when our significant other gazes at us appreciatively and says tenderly, “Move you’re blocking the TV.”   Find more dubious advice […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 28, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you want every literate, English speaker on earth to read something, just label it PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL.   Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 26, 2019March 27, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I admire people who can multitask—unless I’m riding in the car they’re driving.

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 22, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Oh to be as thin as we were back when we first started thinking we were fat.

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 20, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Not only can I not get skinny jeans over my hips, I can’t get them over our feet

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 14, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I’ve cleared away all nonessentials from my life to make room for those that give me the most joy. I am a minimalist. And a liar.

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