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Author: Dorothy Rosby

I'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states as well as nationally in Exceptional People Magazine. I'm the author of two the humor books including "I Didn't Know You Could Make Birthday Cake from Scratch, Parenting Blunders from Cradle to Empty Nest," published by HOPress.

Wisdom for Dummies

June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

People who skip breakfast are likely to eat an entire honey baked ham for lunch, and that has more calories than toast, even with the butter and jelly Find more dubious advice in I Used to […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Never shop when you’re hungry! Before you go to the grocery store, take the edge off with a chocolate malt and a cheeseburger

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 12, 2019June 12, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

When you’re creating a new password, pick something easy for you to remember but hard for a cyber scoundrel to guess. That means your birthday isn’t a good choice, even though presumably you can remember […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 4, 2019June 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Don’t compare yourself to other people. But if you must, always compare yourself to someone in worse shape than you are. #selfesteem Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 31, 2019June 3, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

When you worry, ask yourself gently, “What’s the worst that could happen?” I’m sure they found great solace in that at the Alamo Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 29, 2019May 29, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you snack on the chocolate chips as you make the cookies, the cookies have fewer calories when you eat them later. Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 16, 2019May 16, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

They say #genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, which might explain why geniuses aren’t always that pleasant to be around. Find more dubious wisdom in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 14, 2019May 14, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Never go to sleep #angry. Always keep your partner awake until he admits he’s wrong.  Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I Got to Know […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 11, 2019May 13, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I may or may not have taught my son to use his inside voice by yelling at him. #parenting Find more dubious wisdom in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Children grow up and their mothers grow old. This is no coincidence. #parenting #worry Find more wisdom in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I Got to Know Me Better […]

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