Author: Kevin Woolery

If you’re a skirt chaser, you’re in for a big surprise in Scotland.

If they made a movie about my life after divorce, it would be called Free Willy.

When you’re interviewing, and they ask where you see yourself in 5 years, saying “in your strong arms” probably won’t get you the job.

Trust me, don’t play Twister with someone who has a prosthetic leg, you’ll never win.

Corvettes should be sold with an unlimited supply of penis enlargement pills.

When he heard about the crack in the Washington Monument, former mayor of DC, Marion Barry showed up with a glass pipe and a lighter.

If you dial a Select Comfort mattress to 666, it turns into your deathbed.

The perfect gift for someone who has everything is a garbage bag.

To one up Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Beyonce and Jay-Z just announced the release of their unborn baby’s first album.