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Author: Mary Mooney

From cranking hair in my Midwestern town of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, to eastern Pennsylvania, to three years writing for large hotels in Jakarta, Indonesia, humor has been my constant.

Psychic

August 23, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for psychics.  And I am one.  Because someone wrote something on one of my Facebook posts then sent me a message explaining why she said what she said but I told […]

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The Microphone

August 15, 2017August 16, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for the little microphone icon on my smart phone.  I have recently learned about this little dictation device and while my fat fingers love not having to punch in actual letters, […]

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Old Salts & Sailing References

August 10, 2017 Mary Mooney

Thursday, August 10, 2017 Today I am grateful for old salts and their sailing references.  Apparently Himself is one of them because he’s got a bunch.  Yes, I managed to get his pinched bottom to […]

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Himself in the Pool

August 4, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for Himself at the pool.  Yes, he went.  Grudgingly, but he went.  Here’s how it unfolded. . .   On Thursday I had to teach four kids to swim at two […]

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Censorship

August 4, 2017 Mary Mooney

Thursday, August 3, 2017 Today I am grateful for censorship.  Himself is suffering with sciatica.  I have had sciatica for as long as six months.  It’s been a week for him, but I can’t write […]

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Tuesday, not Monday

July 25, 2017 Mary Mooney

Tuesday, July 25, 2017 Today I am grateful it’s Tuesday, not Monday.  The human grand-things that are supposed to taking care of me were out of control yesterday.  Such a commotion!   The grand-guy thingy […]

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Mountaineer

May 25, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful I am not a mountaineer.  Perhaps I am the least motivated person in the world.  I’m not sure because I don’t talk to everyone in the world, but I have not […]

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Senior Expo Booty

May 14, 2017 Mary Mooney

Sunday, May 14, 2017 Today I am grateful for Senior Expo booty!  I’m feeling a bit glutted by the hundreds of Mother’s Day posts, so I’m moving on.   To expo booty.  See how quick […]

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Galapagos Island Dream Vacation?

May 4, 2017May 5, 2017 Mary Mooney

Thursday, May 04, 2017 Today I am grateful for the Jeopardy Vacation Give-a-way!  Because we are going to win this trip with Alex Trebek, just as sure as I’m typing.  I’m positive we’ll win.  Not […]

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Making ’em Last

April 24, 2017 Mary Mooney

  I have had three Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs screaming at me from the cabinet in my kitchen since Easter.  Okay it’s only been a week, but chocolate can make a lot of noise in […]

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