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Author: Mary Mooney

From cranking hair in my Midwestern town of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, to eastern Pennsylvania, to three years writing for large hotels in Jakarta, Indonesia, humor has been my constant.

Stormy the Cow

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for Stormy the cow.  She is the Houdini of bovines, who gives the phrase, “How now, brown cow,” new meaning.  I’ll tell you how.  Any way she wants.   Stormy is […]

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On Line Shopping

December 2, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for on-line shopping.  First let me be clear about a few things.  I’ve been told to “rest” in order to heal the latest asthma exacerbation.  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Mama don’t rest […]

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Cows

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for cows.  Yes, those brown-eyed, big eared, bony-hipped bovines are the topic for today.  (I love anything with bony hips because it’s such an exotic concept to me.)  Is it because […]

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Talking Turkey

November 16, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful to talk turkey.  I know those pudgy little fowl will be the mainstay of many of your upcoming holidays so it seems timely to share a little story.   Himself and […]

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Vintage Stuff

November 7, 2017November 8, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for vintage stuff.  And I’m getting rid of 5 bags.  Okay, “vintage” might be a bit of an exaggeration.  Let’s call it old crap that I have been moving seasonally from […]

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New Recipes

October 30, 2017October 30, 2017 Mary Mooney

Monday, October 30, 2017 Today I am grateful for new recipes.  Too bad I can’t follow them!  Or read, apparently.   At Weight Watchers a few weeks ago someone wrote a recipe for Cranberry/Pumpkin bread […]

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Restaurant – 5 Guys

October 28, 2017October 30, 2017 Mary Mooney

Saturday, October 28, 2017 Today I am grateful for the restaurant 5 Guys!  It is no secret to anyone who knows him and some who don’t, that Himself is a bit of a picky eater.  […]

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Daredevils

October 11, 2017October 12, 2017 Mary Mooney

Tuesday, October 11, 2017 Today I am grateful for daredevils. . .and I am also grateful I am not one of them.  I think I’m at the point in my life where I don’t want […]

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Tour Bus Trips

October 4, 2017October 5, 2017 Mary Mooney

Wednesday, October 04, 2017 Travel agencies, Senior Centers and my YMCA Active Older Adults group plan bus trips all of the time.  They are very popular because many people dislike driving in traffic.  Some might […]

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People With Brains

September 1, 2017 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for people with brains.  Especially if they are in Verizon Tech Support.  But boy, it takes a lot of digging around to find them.  Yes, my friends, as a total distraction […]

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