Leonard Back!
Leonard here. Remember me? Today I am grateful to be back at the old folk’s house. The prison sentence isn’t as long this time so I think I can endure. I actually was kinda glad […]
Author: Mary Mooney
From cranking hair in my Midwestern town of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, to eastern Pennsylvania, to three years writing for large hotels in Jakarta, Indonesia, humor has been my constant.
Things I Will Never Be Fined For
Today I am grateful for things I will never be fined for. I wear reading glasses. . .to read. That’s the only time. I don’t need glasses for distance so bifocals would be a senseless […]
Impatient Cheapskate Painting
Today I am grateful for impatient cheapskate painting. Ever have one of those days? Yeah, me, too. I have a painting called “40 Shades of Green”, that I painted for Himself in 1979, long before […]
Pavlov’s Mary
Today I am grateful for Pavlov’s Mary. I’m sure you remember the old scientist who proved that dogs could be conditioned to ring a bell for the reward of a treat. Eventually they would drool […]
Eyeball Typos
Today I am grateful for eyeball typos. When I slammed the box she gave me on the dashboard of my car after my appointment, I thought one of my doctors was being very compassionate by […]
My New Year’s Brain
Today I’m grateful for my new year’s brain. And I wonder what happened to it. I know it’s there somewhere because I just had a conversation with it. Here’s how it went. . . […]
Know My Limits
Today I am grateful to know my limits. Which are numerous. Especially when it comes to anything at all to do with math. My dad was a whiz at math. I didn’t get the gene. […]
New Years Improvements?
Today I am grateful for a new year. That’s about it. The page turned, it’s a new year, pass the peanuts. Oh wait, you can only have 24 before you have over indulged. Start counting. […]
Wrapping Presents
Tuesday, December 19, 2017 Today I am grateful for wrapping presents. I LOVE wrapping presents and it’s a good thing because this is turning into a Very Visa Christmas! Being “down” with illness, a computer […]
Flaky Waitress
Today I am grateful for a flaky waitress. This is a very busy time of year for parties and social events. If you work as a waitress there is probably some overtime involved and I’m […]