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Author: Peter Hobbs

A totally sane person, by some accounts. I am an Engineering Professional by day, writing dry, boring technical reports and proposals. It is enough to make me snap and want to write something completely opposite at night. My sense of humor is BritCanMerican as my parents were Brits, I am a Canadian and I live in the USA. Yes, it confuses me sometimes too.

Shopping Trickery

December 24, 2011 Peter Hobbs

I would like to take a minute to talk to the men who may be running out for some last minute shopping.  I have uncovered a rather hideous Christmas ploy that is in use in […]

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A Dog’s Life

November 17, 2011November 17, 2011 Peter Hobbs

I normally complain about the cats in my house but this time I have a bone to pick, metaphorically, with my dogs.  It seems that the two dogs, yes, 2 cats, 2 dogs, that also […]

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The Kid’s Code, Fact or Fiction?

November 3, 2011November 3, 2011 Peter Hobbs

I freely admit that I am a bit older than most parents of a twelve-year-old, so perhaps therefore I may be a bit out of touch with the parenting skills of the 2000’s.  A few […]

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Homework? Me? Really?

November 1, 2011November 1, 2011 Peter Hobbs

That was me, moaning to my wife as she announced that our son had a project due in school.  I thought about the days when I had projects and how my parents were mysteriously absent […]

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Do You Believe in Reincarnation?

October 29, 2011October 30, 2011 Peter Hobbs

Assuming that reincarnation is real, some think it is–some don’t, what would you want to “come back” as?  Right off the bat, let us assume that you cannot come back as another person, like a […]

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Early Snow in The North East

October 28, 2011 Peter Hobbs

I couldn’t help but giggle at the headline I saw on Yahoo today.  People in the North East USA are bracing for anything from a dusting to a foot of snow in an early October […]

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