Ever notice that the people who oppose both abortion and contraception consider babies miracles even though they happen every nine months in their world?
Goodness-fucking-gracious, this mailbox is full to the sphincter! Time to hose it out and read any letters that survive the deluge. Dear Dr. Snee, What’s a colonic? My girlfriend keeps wanting me to go with […]
I can’t speak for every man who lies, but I have to confess this for myself: when I say I’m “people-watching?” Not completely true. I’m boob-watching. (It’s a dark, ancient art that, for the entire […]
When Thomas Jefferson made damn sure we knew that the First Amendment built “a wall of separation between Church & State,” he did it so we wouldn’t allow those two in a room together, because, […]
This is an R-rated post. I turn 30 tomorrow. I was born two weeks late according to some doctors, and what do they know? So, it seemed appropriate to not put off this […]
They warned us. They warned us that legalizing gay marriage would lead us down a slippery slope that would eventually see man-on-dog and woman-on-baby marriage. Well, it’s now clear that what happens on Broadway affects […]