The Place to Take a Humor Break
So, I did some time traveling and stumbled across the 2031 re-release of the Star Wars saga onto the 4D Green-Ray format. I’m not sure exactly what that means, since my 20-year-older-self will rely on […]
Dear Dr. Snee, Why is it that at the slightest touch, like when I bump them into a shopping cart, does it hurt my balls excruciatingly, but when I’m pounding away during sex, they’re slapping […]
When you’re a petty criminal, sometimes an intel gathering operation doesn’t go as planned. Getting arrested in the Best Buy parking lot with a trunk full of NIC cards and processors isn’t the end of […]
In our last installment, God created the universe. He worked his way up the food chain until he drove his greatest idea, dinosaurs, firmly into the ground. So far into the ground, in fact, that […]
So, I was at the gym–minding my own business, trying to make women in spandex return my eye contact–when one of my friends mentioned a post I wrote about primatologists experimenting with advertisements for monkeys. […]
Michele Bachmann (who came in a very close second with write-in candidate “Michelle Bachmann”) won the 2011 Ames Straw Poll in Iowa. This officially sets her on the victory path of former Alternate Reality Presidents […]
Every year, network television producers have a challenge laid before them: to break new ground on sitcoms with the same tired Tim Allens and former Roseanne kids. One way is to go with the familiar, […]