You might be a redneck if you find yourself shilling for Willard Romney. Just sayin’ there Jeff Foxworthy. Just sayin’.
No “the sky is falling, the sky is falling”. We are calm, cool, and collected. Armageddon is at hand, the End Times, the Apocalypse, however you wish to describe it–“it” is here. If you had […]
Yes, Virginia, two enormous, morally bankrupt fat white men can exist together at the same time. Oh, that was unkind, but the devil works in masterful ways, his laughter to exude. You, along with most […]
Or, “It ain’t no flippin’ flop”, I mean, “I flipped before I flopped, NOT”. “I MISUNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION!!!” So says the Willard. This flop only took one hour. Being interviewed in Ohio, Mr. Wizard Mouth, […]
An election you dummy! Doncha watch the news? The Willard and The Ragin’ Rickster are pitted in the colosseum, trident versus sword and net, circling, muscles rippling, abs rock hard, sizing up, crowds hushed then […]