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Category: Daily Musings / Joke of The Day

Some of the stand up comics on the site have agreed to post jokes.

The Lost Gospels

May 27, 2011May 28, 2011 Eric Hetvile

There was a show on TV about “The Lost Gospels”. If only they had lost the rest of them, too.

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Proof of Jesus

May 27, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I saw that after that tornado killed about 200 people and left thousands homeless, there was a cross left standing in the ruins of a church. So I guess that proves Jesus is real or […]

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Joke of the Day 5.25.2011

May 25, 2011 James Schlarmann

I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking.

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Joke of the Day 5.24.2011

May 24, 2011May 24, 2011 Narinder Singh

  Harold Camping announces new doomsday date, but says good time to buy in the stock market.

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Joke of the Day 5.24.2011

May 24, 2011May 24, 2011 Narinder Singh

NATIONAL VEGETARIAN WEEK. Or as they say in Texas, “More Meat for Me Week.”

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Joke of the Day 5.23.2011

May 23, 2011May 23, 2011 Narinder Singh

Harold Camping is a genius. He purposely got the rapture date wrong, so you can be grateful to be alive, even on a Monday.

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Daily Musing 5.23.11

May 23, 2011May 23, 2011 Eric Hetvile

So I see that the author of “You Light Up My Life” has killed himself. That’s just one guy. I’m more interested in how many listeners did the same.

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Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011May 21, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

The rapture happened, but nobody left. I guess the NFL isn’t the only one with a lock out.

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Joke of the Day 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011 James Schlarmann

Last night we had a Taco Party at our house. Some of our friends had the wrong idea and it was awkward. I mean, what the hell are we going to do with all those […]

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Daily Musings 5.21.2011

May 21, 2011May 21, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

The Tea Partyers are waiting for the rapture. I sort of hope it happens – then the world becomes a nicer place.

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