Never a truer word…
Summer Party Advice, From Father to Son
We were sitting outside, enjoying a clear night after a spring of constant rain, when my wife told me that our eldest son was going to Martha’s Vineyard with friends for the Fourth of July. “You’ll […]
Swamp Thing Film Festival
At the impressionable age of 17 I left the rural town where I grew up to attend college in the big city. There I soon learned that movies weren’t just a convenient occasion to feel up a girl […]
Being A Professional Ventriloquist I Had A Lot Of Fun Hiding Under the Car When People Came Out To Put Out Their Garbage…
“Hey! That Stinks!” “I’m hungry! Can’t you bring me something better than that?!” “God, that’s messy! What are you, an ax murderer?”
Study Shows “Children of Humor” Damaged by Blogger Parents
CHICAGO. As June winds down, graduates of local colleges here are packing up their belongings to move on to the next phase of their lives. “I can’t believe I have so many street signs,” says […]
Your Air Travel Advisor
Wondering why you’re always served last when the complimentary beverage cart comes around? Think it’s time the FAA cracked down on people who fully recline the seat in front of you? Ask Your Air Travel […]