Not sure if I should start a dating agency or stop texting women.

I don’t like your grammar:

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Let’s Play “Guess Who Has The Dinosaur”.

The story of how I know dinosaurs exist is neither interesting nor compelling but because I know you want to know:

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Thirsty Dave Do What Thirsty Dave See.

Word reached Thirsty Dave that the cats and dogs were getting all the attention from the ladies. What happened next surprised very few:

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Jarhead

Jill Y said our imaginary son’s head would not fit into the jar. I proved her wrong:

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Thirsty Dave Defines His Career Path.

They laughed at Thirsty Dave when he said he wanted to be Ronnie McDonald but he had insider information:

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