Thirsty Dave and the case of wishful thinking.

Thirsty Dave spoke at length about it. We told him he was imagining it. He said he wasn’t. We said he was. This went on for 56 minutes until we had to hold our hands […]

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How to take years off yourself in minutes.

Jill Y likes me with beard and I like me with beard. Apart from each other, our imaginary kids and The Society for the Prevention of Awkward Mullets, we don’t really listen to anybody else so […]

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If you’ve never heard Bon Jovi, you won’t know that you hate them yet so listen to them now and then get back to your knitting blog.

Life is all about trying new things. If you’ve never heard Bon Jovi, you won’t know that you hate them yet so listen to them now and then get back to your knitting blog. And […]

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This just cracks me up every time.

I’m not exactly sure how this started but start it did. As party pieces go, it doesn’t get any better than this. Every few minutes, Thirsty Dave has to answer a question. It’s always the […]

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Bill Y is a trend setter rather than a doer of things that others do.

Bill Y is a trend setter rather than a doer of things that others do. When I do things, I do them with a twist and sometimes things don’t quite work out but we’re remaining […]

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The Consequences of Our Actions.

Sometimes Jill Y and I will express our love for one another in the morning and it’s all good. As athletic as I am, the event never lasts more than a minute. I’m sorry ladies, […]

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Nothing Short of A Mystery.

I can’t piece this together at all, at all. Present in the house was Puddles and I. Puddles is Jill Y’s dog. I had the money to buy Jill Y’s shoes. Puddles disappeared. The money […]

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Jill Y couldn’t find the iPad and asked if I knew where it was. I told her I definitely knew something about it alright. I told her that it was eaten by a car and […]

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That Look

I’m not a greedy, misguided fool. I just want enough money to keep Jill Y in the shoes she’s accustomed to and to buy all the beer for Thirsty Dave. If I ever get paid […]

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The day we put our collective heads together and became legends.

Don’t come around here, telling me that the best ideas are already taken. Thirsty Dave has been known to take a drink. He’s also famous for losing his keys so we put our collective heads […]

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