Jill Y couldn’t find the iPad and asked if I knew where it was. I told her I definitely knew something about it alright. I told her that it was eaten by a car and that we would have to get a new one. She seemed to have some sort of trouble believing the words that came out of my mouth so I repeated it, this time much slower. That only irritated her and she asked if I had been drinking Thirsty Dave’s home-brew. I told her I had not and that the car-eating iPad story had already made the news:
Bill, I think you’ve been reading too much Stephen King.
I think you might be right but that killer clown is still after me!
Smart cars?
I haven’t quite read up on the digestive system of the Nissan but it’s on my list of things to do!
I am a little frightened cars need to eat our devices. Are they zombies now? Isn’t gasoline enough?
It’s nothing but greed Don Don’s. Sheer, hungry greed!