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Wisdom for Dummies

August 8, 2019August 8, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Why don’t they give the cause of death in obituaries? The rest of us want to know if we have anything to worry about.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 6, 2019August 7, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Spinach is notorious for sticking in our teeth and causing public embarrassment and I now know spinach isn’t the only food that does that.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 3, 2019August 3, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach—unless it’s sample day at the grocery store. #thrifty

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 1, 2019August 1, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If the ad says “Children are Free,” it means children GET IN free. Don’t get too excited if you’re in the market for one. #DumbAdvertising

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you ever go the store planning to buy a ten-pound bag of ice and a gallon of ice cream on a 90-degree day, you should pay close attention to where you park. #LessonLearned

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 18, 2019July 19, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

#FamilyReunions are a little like a zoo with the lions loose—a lot of running around and screaming going on.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 16, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

There’s been a plastic bag tangled in the tree outside my dining room window for more than six months. Based on my research on plastic, there’s a good chance it will outlast the tree. #PlasticFreeJuly

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 11, 2019July 15, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

There’s been a plastic bag tangled in the cottonwood tree outside my dining room window for more than six months. Based on my research on plastic, there’s a good chance it will outlast the tree. […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

“That’s our policy” is another way of saying, “End of discussion. Now get out before I call security.”

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 25, 2019June 26, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you want to run into every boss and old boyfriend you’ve ever had, just go to the grocery store with bed head and a ragged T-shirt that says Real Women Sweat.

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