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It’s Not My Fault! It’s the Elf on the Shelf!

December 3, 2013 Cathy Cantu

How do you know it’s the day after Halloween?  Every suburban strip mall blitzes red and green, and declares that evil is SO yesterday and all the cool people are now into elves and eggnog.  […]

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