Unicorn Bites #519
Me: Don’t drink soap! 4-year-old: But I want to fart bubbles. Who am I to stifle her dreams? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 5, 2014 4-year-old: Why’s he holding up his thumb? Me: He’s hitchhiking […]
Me: Don’t drink soap! 4-year-old: But I want to fart bubbles. Who am I to stifle her dreams? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 5, 2014 4-year-old: Why’s he holding up his thumb? Me: He’s hitchhiking […]