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Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It’s Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys. Love that wonderful crunching noise. You’ll know what this day’s about. When you stomp a weasel’s guts right out. So, come along and have a laugh. Snap their weasely spines in half. Grab your boots and stomp your cares away. Hip hip hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. People up and down the street. Crushing weasels beneath their feet. Why we do it, who can say? But it’s such a festive holiday. So let the stomping fun begin. Bash their weasely skulls right in. It’s tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it’s Weasel Stomping. We’ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping. Put down your gun, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel Stomping Day.

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Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys. Love that wonderful crunching noise. You'll know what this day's about. When you stomp a weasel's guts right out. So, come along and have a laugh. Snap their weasely spines in half. Grab your boots and stomp your cares away. Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day. People up and down the street. Crushing weasels beneath their feet. Why we do it, who can say? But it's such a festive holiday. So let the stomping fun begin. Bash their weasely skulls right in. It's tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping. We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping. Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day. Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel Stomping Day.

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