You need to grow up and learn a new vocabulary or at least some new words.

Our imaginary son likes to hang out with his friend, Christian Egland. He’s a good kid but he doesn’t half say some stupid things.

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Jill Y’s favorite actor is Christian Slater. Mine is Christian Bale but that’s only because I’m Batman.

When we dance with each other, it looks like we’re pushing each other away but we’re just leaving the appropriate room for the Holy Spirit.

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When Yoda’s in the crib, drop it like it’s Hoth, drop it like it’s Hoth…

Bill Y models himself on The Master.

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Pro Tip – Always bring a camera, a cell-phone with a camera or a camera crew with you.

I did proceed and I did bring it but fortunately for the deer, it was not recorded.

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And next up we have a Nutella stick modelling the latest Fred Jones hairstyle…

That awkward moment when you realise your hair never gonna be as good as this Nutella stick.

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While Freud’s theories were revolutionary for their time, the majority of them are completely untesticle.

I work out to develop my sex-pack. SIX-PACK. I MEANT SIX-PACK.

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Bill Y attempts to reference words & pictures and fails, spectacularly well.

At 9an on Sun, people and dogs need to sit the excesses off.

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Potatoes give us chips, fries and vodka.

Thanks a lot internet. I’ll never get back those 16 hours spent trying to understand this. I think it’s something to do with chips.

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