The Place to Take a Humor Break
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I recently took the clothes out of the dryer and found $1.36. I didn’t put that financial windfall in there. My wife says she didn’t. The two boys don’t go near clothes dryers. It must […]
My wife: “Let’s get drunk and screw.” Me: “OK.” *gets out beer* *gets out screws* *builds deck* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2013 Don’t mess with me. I have a black belt. […]