I’m In Love With Mr. Yippee

“Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic sex toy,” I said. “It’s a Wahl Hot & Cold Therapy Massager.” “Which is?” “An […]
“Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic sex toy,” I said. “It’s a Wahl Hot & Cold Therapy Massager.” “Which is?” “An […]
I think I really scared the new girl in work today and not in a good way. She mentioned that she thought my cell phone was cool. I told her that a phone is merely […]