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What I’m Giving Up For Lent

March 21, 2025 Paul De Lancey

Didn’t keep his vows I am giving up lutefisk and mushrooms for Lent. I have foresworn lutefisk and mushrooms every Lenten season. I have never failed my vow. I have never yielded to temptation. Perhaps […]

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Into the Light

February 20, 2014February 20, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

We bought a recessed light bulb for our kitchen. This new LED bulb will last 33 years. So the next replacement will be found in our will.

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