With his wife standing behind him, Herman Cain announced that he has put his campaign on hold due to an old politician’s condition known as Roaming Penis. Cain said he reached this decision after hours of soul searching and consultation with his political experts. However, he vowed that he would not fade away and that he would be back in the public spotlight in the near future. In response to her husband’s political promises, Mrs. Cain has hired her own expert who will help her prepare for his big comeback: Lorena Bobbitt.
I found it interesting that he wore sunglasses during this speech. I really hoping that he was going to announce that he was bringing back the taco pizza.