Tell me: Are bugs falling from your ceiling
Or squirrels being chased around your house?
Could you write a funny rant with feeling
Or fantasize about a trailer house?
Then you may be sitting on a fortune
Just write it in an article for fun
And publish it online and very soon –
Well…all of your worrying will be done.
Humor could well be the way to great wealth
And you can laugh all the way to the bank.
Mentally, you will have such robust health
As you skip over the dark and the dank.
There’s just one lesson you will have to learn;
It’s very simple, but often ignored.
When counting your earnings, you will discern
This lesson: Humor is its own reward!
And the bank people will do the laughin’
As you tell them your latest anecdote
About seeing that irony was in
The great wealth of humor stories you wrote!