It’s part three of my life lessons from the cinema, this one could get you out of some serious legal trouble…

"Please, just take me to prison!"

Where to drive drunk: First off, let me start by saying that drunk driving is unbelievably moronic and dangerous and no one anywhere should do it, ever. Having said that, if you’re going to do it anyway, at least do it in Minnesota. Why the North Star state, you ask? Simple. Because as THE MIGHTY DUCKS so astutely pointed out, if you’re caught driving under the influence in the land of 10,000 lakes, your penalty will likely be nothing more than a court mandate demanding you coach a rag-tag pee wee hockey team to frozen glory. Quack, quack, quack…

TKKelly

TK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.

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