Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she hadn’t changed into her costume because she had an early morning budget meeting. With that being said is anyone looking to hire an out of work foot-in-mouth zombie? Amen.
After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer.
Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix.
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Well, wearing a sleazy hooker dress is one way to make sure that a budget meeting goes the way you want it to!
LOL, you are so right Kathy AND I’m sure she received a bonus, new car and a dozen dinner invitations!
How’s that shoe leather taste there?
funny!
Like eating candy corn and crow!! LOL Thanks Cheri!
My spidey senses tell me that the boss is in fact, a sleazy hooker when she leaves the office!
You’re right Bill. Me thinks the sleazy boss lady doth protest too much!